of all the random fucking things to write into the earth to be seen from satellite
(Source: matthejew)
So in the season 2 finale Ned Stark will come back to life as THE NORSE GOD OF THUNDER AND SMITE ALL OF WINTERFELL’S ENEMIES ON THE WAY TO THE IRON THRONE
The song makes references to a “Shawty” in a club who is wearing Apple Bottom jeans and boots with fur. “Shawty” also wears baggy sweat pants and Reeboks with the straps. The lyrics repeatedly suggest that Shawty is extremely attractive and possesses great skill in dancing provocatively. In particular, the song describes one of her more memorable dance sequences as giving her buttocks (colloquially referred to as a booty) a smack prior to “getting low”.
(Source: animebooty)
Where do I even begin with this motherfucker? He barrels across the street, barges into my restaurant, angrily announces that he’s hungry, and starts demanding food from me. He doesn’t even ask! But out of sheer terror I obey his demands. Sometimes I just get so fed up with this rude ass piece of shit that I just start giving him whatever I feel like giving him. He demands the bread? I give him the eggs. He wants the chicken? I’ll give him the noodles. He wants the sandwich? I’ll give him the french fries. But whatever he doesn’t want usually ends up on the floor because this asshole fucking THROWS THE FOOD ACROSS MY RESTAURANT! He makes my other PAYING customers uncomfortable. How rude can you get? Also, he’s a fucking freak. He’ll just eat salt and pepper shakers whole. He’ll scarf down an entire stick of butter. I’m running out of dishes because this douchebag just eats them with his food. He even eats his cups with the drink in it. How the fuck even? I’m so sick of this guy. If he ever comes to your restaurant, do your best to kick him out. If you don’t you’ll be stuck with him like I am. what have I done to deserve this?
